I’ve Found the Fountain of Youth! ^.^
http://ninshan.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/fountain.php
Yeah, they put me through a few tests, and…Well, just look at the link above for the newspaper article. ^_^ I promise to devote my gift to mankind…x.x Er, womankind, rather.
Okay, so I’m easily amused; sue me. I got off of school AND work, today; and as such, I’m cruising the internet and looking over past favorites of mine. You’d be surprised at the gems I found while digging through things I had only skimmed over, once before.
For instance, I’ve just started reading about an American guy who teaches English in Japan…And I’ve learned a few things (at least from their middle school perspective) about the country that would probably blow your mind. Yes, my mind is completely blown. But with that being said, there’s a lot of enjoyment out of reading this guy’s work; he has a sense of humor that I see runs parallel enough to my own to send me rolling about every other piece of work he puts down. I mean, I’m otaku in a bad way…But I know slim to nil of actual Japanese culture. Reading this- and I understand that every experience is different- sort of put a whole new spin on everything I knew (although…I don’t really expect college students or especially adults to play Kancho…>.<). And here he is: http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html
After poring over the tales of Kancho-dodging, I then moved on to a webpage with various re-enactments of movies that are oldies but are really, really fscking nice. Normally, this would either be a.) boring, or b.) really, really gay…But imagine that these re-enactments are done in 30 seconds. Also imagine, if you will, the possibility of these re-enactments being animated instead of performed by actual people. And to top it all off, imagine the stars, actors, and creatures of these re-enactments aren’t human. That’s right, not human. Instead, they’ve chosen another sort to pull the whole thing off to a slightly-amusing twist.
Bunnies. Enjoi. http://www.angryalien.com/
Eh…I guess some of you (and when I say ’some’, I mean the entirety of readers…Which probably amounts to about two or three people) are wondering why I’m being such a lazy bastard and tossing up links when I could be ranting about something or another. Well, I guess I’ll rant a little: I can be a frustrated, bitter person. I mean, I get upset over little things when compared to the problems a lot of other people have, sure, but when I have no money because it’s all being poured into college textbooks and when work or school feels like it’s consuming every last ounce of my free time in some way…Yeah, I get irked in a bad way. This irritation goes somewhere; ‘cuz if I bottled it deep inside…Well, I’d explode. And the people that have seen me explode have found that I am a very unpleasant person when the mood strikes me. ;-; So what is my output?
Mass fragging.
That’s right. The exhileration of sending my half-assed fleet in Ogame to a hapless, nigh-defenseless planet and ream them a new anal cavity. Or, even better, running around in Halo 2 and- you guessed it- mass fragging.
x.x Eh, I’m just feeling lazy, today…
